White coat. Heels.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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