i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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