Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I won't apologize to a one balled man
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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