Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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