Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
