Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
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