yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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