I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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