you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
i think im in europe. pls send help
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