Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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