ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
You did what with his pubic hair?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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