I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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