So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Two words: nipple clamps
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