The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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