I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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