Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Randomize
