there was a trapeze. enough said
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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