You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
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