Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
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