she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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