That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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