They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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