Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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