About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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