Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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