whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
my liver is dry heaving
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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