On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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