did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
We talked him into tasing himself.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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