Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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