yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
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