But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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