It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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