and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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