Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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