I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
he fucked my hip out of place.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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