that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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