Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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