I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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