it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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