You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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