I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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