Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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