She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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