I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
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