you turned your livingroom into a bong?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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