The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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