My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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