I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I think people are normalizing furries
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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