You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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