how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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