Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
He did a backflip because drugs
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