She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
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