yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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